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This joke is a little tastless but....

Mothers and Sons
Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now." "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now though" mum confides. "Oh, so sad, dear" says the other.

And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21." "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born". "He's a martyr too" says mum quietly. "Oh, gracious me ..." says the other.

"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18", she whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school". He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says ......

They blow up so fast, don't they?"

(j/k)

TBILISI, Georgia (CNN) -- A pair of Russian fighter jets violated Georgian airspace firing a missile that landed near a village northwest of the capital, Tbilisi, Georgian authorities said. There were no casualties.

Police tape marks the site Tuesday where the missile apparently dropped in Georgia.

1 of 2 Russia, whose relationship with the western-leaning country has deteriorated in recent months, denied the incident late Monday, insisting its planes had not crossed into Georgian territory.

A statement from the Georgian Interior Ministry said the missile was fired as "SU-24 frontline bombers" flew over the country near the towns of Kazbegi and Gori, before launching "air-surface precision-guided missiles" at the village of Tsitelubani.

"Our radars show that these jets flew from Russia and then flew back in the same direction that they had come from ..." Georgian Interior Minister Vano Merabishvili told Reuters.

"I assess this fact as an act of aggression carried out by planes flown from the territory of another state," he added.

Shota Utiashvili, the head of the Georgian interior ministry's public relations department, earlier told Reuters that the Russian jets had dropped a 700-kilogram (1,543-lb) bomb.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/29140/

Three cowboys
Three cowboys from Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Texas are sitting around a fire. The Oklahoma cowboy gloats, Just the other day, a bull gored six men in the corral, but I wrestled it to the ground with my hands.

The Arkansan replies, Oh, yeah? Yesterday a 15-foot rattler came at me, so I grabbed it, bit its head off, and spit the poison into a spittoon 15 yards away.

The Texan stays quiet, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.